“Let the wife make her husband glad to come home and let him make her sorry to see him leave.”
“A wife should submit herself to her husband, her husband should make her great if he wants to enjoy her.”
“A wife's faithful to her husband, subject to him. It's in the bible.”
“Let us not ask for miracles, let us not ask for concern with what is good for the country of him who comes as a stranger to make his fortune and leave afterwards.”
“The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.”
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”