“There are only two days on my calendar, today and THAT DAY!”

“There are two days in my calendar: This day and that Day.”

“I've got so much work to do today, I'd better spend two hours in prayer instead of one.”

“Good news from heaven the angels bring,Glad tidings to the earth they sing:To us this day a child is given, To crown us with the joy of heaven.”

“Therefore the words in Psalm 72:7: "In his days shall the righteous flourish; and abundance of peace so long as the moon endureth," must not be explained as signifying such earthly peace as the world enjoyed under Caesar Augustus, as many believe, but "peace with God," or spiritual peace.”

“So, we, at this day, when we thought we should have found favor among our own countrymen, for that we preached unto them the gospel of peace, life, and eternal salvation; instead of favor, we have found bitter and cruel hatred.”

“I am of a different mind ten times in the course of a day. But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?”