“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”
“Whoever does wrong, wrongs himself; whoever does injustice, does it to himself, making himself evil.”
“Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain.”
“Whoever the guy was who taught her to suck c**k, he wanted to buy him a beer and punch his fucking lights out.”
“Whoever loves much, does much...”
“Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.”