“I sit and feel lonely. Sitting and feeling lonely is something I am a spectacular success at. I can do it for hours. Everyone is good at something.”

“The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.”

“Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.”

“Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.”

“I was awarded 'Most Aggressive Rider of the Day', generally given to the most spectacular loser of the day.”

“So I am lonely, but not alone, like everybody else.”

“Love is real and real love lasts. I used to feel sorry for people who didn't believe in it--the people who were lonely with someone else or lonely along. For awhile I was was one of the lucky ones.”