“The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.”

“I sit and feel lonely. Sitting and feeling lonely is something I am a spectacular success at. I can do it for hours. Everyone is good at something.”

“Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.”

“Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.”

“I offered them Utopia, but they fought for the right to live in Hell.”

“I might have changed, but that did not mean the sport had.”

“Pretty,” said Cree. “It was very pretty.” She giggled as she stroked her green nails over her cheeks and smiled at Riley. “I suppose I let the poison go too long. I killed my parents and my younger brother and the cat. I do miss the cat.”