“Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.”

“Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.”

“The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.”

“I sit and feel lonely. Sitting and feeling lonely is something I am a spectacular success at. I can do it for hours. Everyone is good at something.”

“I might have changed, but that did not mean the sport had.”

“I think American audiences are quite interesting in that they can handle almost any amount of violence, but the moment the violence becomes sexual violence it immediately becomes an issue.”

“I didn't want to take it. I knew it was a powerful drug, but I also knew it was a catabolic drug that consumed the body.”