“Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”

“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”

“I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.”

“Causes have a way of tainting your reason until a person takes much bigger risks than sanity would otherwise allow.”

“He would have shaved the centaurs, dipped them in honey, covered them with feathers, and hung them up like a bunch of pinatas. I'm just saying." - Warren”

“Agreements. Specifically, a treaty ratified by all the orders of whimsical like forms who dwell here that affords a measure of security for mortal caretakers. In a world where mortal man has become the dominant force, most creatures of enchantment have fled to refuges like this one.”

“What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.”