“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”
“Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”
“When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.”
“When your only option is to jump, you jump and try to make it work.”
“When you have to jump, you jump.”
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. ”