“hi my name is luke, it rhymes with puke!”
“Hi. I can't believe there's an author with my name.”
“I'm not him, I'm not the turncloak, he died at Winterfell. My name is Reek, It rhymes with freak”
“Hi! My name is Bambi! I like kittens and puppies and throwing flaming balls of death at my enemies!”
“Hi, my name is Kurt Cobain, I'm homosexual, I'm a pagan, I'm a drug abuser, and I like to fuck pot-bellied pigs!”
“What's your name?"Donald."Hi, Donald, missed you at the wienie roast.”