“Foget Murphy's Law. Nixe's Law: if you were waiting to make a left turn, there was always one oncoming fucktard who sailed through on the red.”

“You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. ”

“So there’s this guy named Murphy and he has this law. I hate him.”

“Murphy's law inverted: What can go right, will go right. (Works if you're an optimist.)”

“The currents and eddies of right and wrong, which you find such plain sailing, I can't navigate. I'm no voyager. But in the thickets of the law, oh, there I'm a forester. I doubt if there's a man alive who could follow me there ......when the last law was down, and the Devil turned round on you-where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country's planted thick with laws from coast to coast-man's laws, not God's-and if you cut them down-and you're just the man to do it-d'you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake.”

“Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law.”