“I cringed as the band oozed into the next chord. If notes were cars, I think there was a D major under the wreckage.”

“I won't bite.""Are you sure?" My voice was rough."I won't bite right now," he said with a ghost of a smile.The soft expression bemused me enough so that the gentle patting lured me to the recliner. Logan wrapped strong arms around me and pulled me into his lap.My butt fit him like we were interlocking puzzle pieces.”

“There were pecans, there were cashews and then there was just plain nuts.”

“Since a cold shower wasn't handy, I decided to walk my squishy off." - Nixie”

“Foget Murphy's Law. Nixe's Law: if you were waiting to make a left turn, there was always one oncoming fucktard who sailed through on the red.”

“It is interesting to note that the overwhelming majority of all human beings who have ever lived were or currently are Pagans.”

“I think he'll accept the gospel in the next life," Afton said.Bobbi was stunned by the response."Afton, what do you mean?" she said. "That is the gospel.”