“There were pecans, there were cashews and then there was just plain nuts.”

“I cringed as the band oozed into the next chord. If notes were cars, I think there was a D major under the wreckage.”

“Foget Murphy's Law. Nixe's Law: if you were waiting to make a left turn, there was always one oncoming fucktard who sailed through on the red.”

“I won't bite.""Are you sure?" My voice was rough."I won't bite right now," he said with a ghost of a smile.The soft expression bemused me enough so that the gentle patting lured me to the recliner. Logan wrapped strong arms around me and pulled me into his lap.My butt fit him like we were interlocking puzzle pieces.”

“Since a cold shower wasn't handy, I decided to walk my squishy off." - Nixie”

“Imagine what you are writing about. See it and live it. Do not think it up laboriously, as if you were working out mental arithmetic. Just look at it, touch it, smell it, listen to it, turn yourself into it. When you do this, the words look after themselves, like magic.”

“Machines were the ideal metaphor for the central pornographic fantasy of the nineteenth century, rape followed by gratitude.”