“I believe in loveNicholas Davies - Earl of Aberdare”

“I hate Earl Grey with a passion. It's like drinking stale perfume...”

“Let them say what they will. I can still fly. - Earl Sanderson, Jr.”

“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Crash Davis Bull Durham”

“I ran a few miles, Davis, and they were musical. Then I made love like the sound of a trumpet, as heard by Helen Keller.”

“You'll marry the earl and carry on with the nephew on the side.""Grandmother!”