“Never, ever ask a former clergyman to say the blessing over a holiday dinner. Not if you like your dinner warm, anyway.”

“And that point is, it doesn't matter how long you've known somebody. People change. Or you don't really know them as well as you thought you did in the first place.”

“I may be furious and sad about what happened with us, but that doesn't make me believe that what we had wasn't real. And it doesn't make me believe that I won't find something that real again.”

“You have more issues than National Geographic by Austin LeFleur in Hissy Fit”

“God does not ask your abilityOr your inability.He asks only your availability.”

“Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.”

“I'm sorry about the dinner.""Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.”