“Oh. Well, as long as it's not my fault.”
“Trouble is we end up being worse at saying things well. It's got to be an inborn fault. Naturally, everyone's got faults. My biggest fault is that the faults i was born with grow bigger each year.”
“Well, it's not my fault that you can't manage your money.'You threw away my purse.'I thought it was an enemy.”
“Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own...”
“It's not my fault who I am. The only think that's my fault is what I choose to do”
“It's not my fault so much as my genius,”