“For athletes, the Olympics are the ultimate test of their worth.”

“It is the inspiration of the Olympic Games that drives people not only to compete but to improve, and to bring lasting spiritual and moral benefits to the athlete and inspiration to those lucky enough to witness the athletic dedication.”

“100% of PROFESSIONAL ATHLETS ULTIMATELY EXPERIENCE JOB TERMINATION”

“The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands.”

“The buses drove to the Olympic stadium. Entering in a parade of nations and standing at attention, the athletes were treated to a thunderous show that culminated in the release of twenty thousand doves. As the birds circled in panicked confusion, cannons began firing, prompting the birds to relieve themselves over the athletes. With each report, the birds let fly. Louie stayed at attention, shaking with laughter.”

“The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world that it leaves to its children.”