“if true love was easy, we'd all have it.”

“Good loses. Good always loses because good has to play by the rules. Evil doesn't.”

“Love is the most powerful magic of all.”

“1. . . . I always feel ten years younger – despite the jet-lag – when I set foot on American soil: there is something so positive, generous and open about the people – and everything actually works.”

“As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.”

“You want me to invite him to dinner.” “I want you to invite him to dinner,” she agreed. “You know,” he said, “most gay men don’t have mothers who are this enthusiastic about their love lives.” “That’s probably true,” she said. “You’re one of the lucky ones.”

“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.”