“Moeller, who has tasted a naked Cheeto, likens it to a piece of unsweetened puffed corn cereal”
“Jen's been hiding the sugary cereals behind the granola, so I forget we have them. It's not a very nice thing to do.Jen likes the granola that feels like crackling leaves.I like cereal with taste as opposed to feelings.”
“mr youse needn't be so spryconcernin questions artyeach has his tastes but as for ii likes a certain partygimme the he-man's solid blissfor youse ideas i'll match yousea pretty girl who naked isis worth a million statues”
“...tasting a piece of bread that someone bought is like looking at that person, but tasting a piece of bread that they baked is like looking out of their eyes.”
“What I mean by an educated taste is someone who has the same tastes that I have.”
“Quit hogging the Cheetos, you stupid fuck.”