“Live Like A Diva on A Budget”
“What a diva!""Stupid, men can't be divas...""Divo, then.""That just sounds weird. Call him a jerk and be done with it.”
“The meaning of our lives is to justify where our bosses spent their budget.”
“Was that girl ever not in diva mode?”
“Cutting PBS support (0.012% of budget) to help balance the Federal budget is like deleting text files to make room on your 500Gig hard drive”
“It's hard to live mansion style when you have a mobile home budget”