“I mean, I wouldn't have wanted to be recognized. But I was kind of a prude about cheating on taxes, group sex, murder, and stuff.”

“I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.”

“Crying's okay while it lasts, but you can only do it for so long. And it's weird to do it when you apparently can't make tears anymore (did this mean I wouldn't pee or sweat, either?). Anyway, eventually you're done, and you have to figure out what to do next.”

“Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a life.”

“George paid for college by working for Cutco. Cutco is a company that makes and sells knives. Their salespeople go door-to-door. George Pinkman talked his way into peoples' homes with a big bag of knives and sold them potential murder weapons. Do I have to add that he was their top salesman three years running? I do not.”

“Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences.”

“Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.”