“I'm not playing vamp politics.”

“... if hanging with other vamps means I have to go the whole movie cliché route, then forget it. Cemeteries? Acolytes? Partying in chilly mausoleums? Yuck-o. Also, nobody wears a tux this time of year unless they're going to a wedding. You look like an escapee from the set of Dracula Does Doris.”

“I'm in a Roadrunner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.”

“I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen Christina (The Royal Treatment)”

“So you're a vampire?""Yes. But don't be scared. I'm still a nice person.”

“Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a life.”

“I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.”