“If a theory purports to explain everything, then it is likely not explaining much at all.”
“I just thought of a great theory that explains everything. When I went to that party, I was abducted by aliens. They have created a fake Earth and fake high school to study me and my reactions. This certainly explains cafeteria food.”
“The power of a theory is exactly proportional to the diversity of situations it can explain.”
“Somewhere out there is a theory that would explain my empirical observations, and this theory has yet to be discovered. Mathematics thrives on such mysteries.”
“The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection is the only theory we know of that is in principle capable of explaining the existence of organized complexity. ”
“Karma theory is a spiritual philosophy used to explain and maintain the economic status of Asia.”