“I reject passive consumption. I reject the premise. I will have no passive consumers. Casanova will not stop and explain itself to you. It will not allow you to flip through it while you're dropping a deuce and waiting for Batman to show up.”

“Who the hell let you animals into my office?I'll have you know I was playing a VERY unimportant game of chess right now with a man that kept saying "King me.”

“Having shot Stilt Man in the taint with a bazooka -- I'’ve come to realize every character is somebody’s favorite character.”

“That's how I survived. Time and time again. That's my secret. I survived because I willed it to be. ... How did I survive apocalyptic fire? I simply refused to feel the flames.”

“Some days it just feels like I'm here for the shoes and the eternal hope that I shall be issued minions.”

“Nay, father. Some of us have been killing giants today and aren't in the mood to have a tea party.- Thor, God of Thunder”

“Heil Hitler, Y'all”