“A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things”

“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."Homer Simpson”

“But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!”

“Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."--Reverend Lovejoy”

“When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.”

“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.”

“You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)”