“Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons."--Mr. Burns”

“I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”

“I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.Homer Simpson”

“When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.”

“You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)”

“I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."Homer Simpson”

“Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.”