“D'OH!”

“Judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.”

“[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party. [Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested.”

“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.Homer Simpson”

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”

“Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.”

“English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.”