“English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.”

“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.Homer Simpson”

“I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”

“Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.”

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'Homer Simpson”

“Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No."--Leonard Nimoy”

“Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.”