“I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."Homer Simpson”

“This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!"Homer Simpson”

“When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)”

“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."Homer Simpson”

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'Homer Simpson”

“[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party. [Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested.”

“I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.Homer Simpson”