“I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. ”

“Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."--Reverend Lovejoy”

“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."Homer Simpson”

“Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.”

“You watched it! You can't unwatch it!”

“Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people.”

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'Homer Simpson”