“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.Homer Simpson”
“This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!"Homer Simpson”
“When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)”
“You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)”
“I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."Homer Simpson”
“I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.Homer Simpson”
“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."Homer Simpson”