“Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.”

“I keep my expectations low, so nobody disappoints me." "Yeah, well, I have high expectations." I look toward Miranda. "I guess my friends do, too." "Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.”

“Life makes fools of all of us sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you'll at least be able to take your humiliations with some measure of grace. In the end, you know, its our own expectations that crush us.”

“I bet if you go through the rest of your life telling yourself, "I'm sparkling," you'll have a whole different energy and experience.”

“Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.”

“When it's gone, you'll know what a gift love was. You'll suffer like this. So go back and fight to keep it.”