“Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.”

“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."Homer Simpson”

“Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people.”

“I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. ”

“English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.”

“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”

“Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!”