“No matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better than you.”

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”

“Did you hear something?""No.""Did I hear something?""...I don't know...”

“Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.”

“When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.”

“Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!”

“You watched it! You can't unwatch it!”