“Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!— Russ Cargill”

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'Homer Simpson”

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”

“Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same."--Reverend Lovejoy”

“Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!”

“[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party. [Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested.”

“You watched it! You can't unwatch it!”