“The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.”

“Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.”

“Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.”

“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.Homer Simpson”

“One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!”

“Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."Lisa Simpson”

“Judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.”