“This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!"Homer Simpson”
“When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)”
“I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."Homer Simpson”
“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."Homer Simpson”
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'Homer Simpson”
“Everything that happens in America happens in New York.”