“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”

“Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.”

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”

“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”

“But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!”

“When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.”

“Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people.”