“You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)”

“Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."Lisa Simpson”

“I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth."Homer Simpson”

“I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.Homer Simpson”

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'Homer Simpson”

“[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party. [Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested.”

“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."Homer Simpson”