“You watched it! You can't unwatch it!”

“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."Homer Simpson”

“Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!”

“I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!”

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'Homer Simpson”

“No matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better than you.”

“Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.”