“You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.”

“You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits. - You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is.”

“Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.”

“just cus your cat had kittens in the oven don't make em biscuits”

“The mistake our politicians so often make with these industry leaders is in thinking they are interested in, or respectful of, the power of government. All they want is to keep stealing. If you can offer them the government’s seal of approval on that, they’ll take it. But if you can’t, well, they’ll take that too.”

“Blood doesn't satisfy cravings. It magnifies them.”

“This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!"Homer Simpson”