“You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.”
“You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits. - You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is.”
“Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.”
“just cus your cat had kittens in the oven don't make em biscuits”
“Going to college don't make you from somewhere, any more than a cat born in an over can call itself a biscuit.”
“Lying on his back, Jess kicked furiously at the windshield. "Damn. It. Break. Already. You. Sorry. Son. Of. A. Biscuit. Eating. Cat.”