“If voting changed anything... I'd still laugh!”
“If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.”
“... Promise me you won't do anything stupid.""Thanks for the vote of confidence. I'd been planning to come up with the most moronic plan I could think of, but I guess now I won't.”
“I'd like to vote for the candidate similar to the one the Right absurdly claims Obama is.”
“Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. Next time, go all out and write in Lucifer on the ballot.”
“In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated.”