“Being a wiseass in a groupthink environment is like throwing an egg at a bulldozer.”
“Like a vibrator bolted on a bulldozer, I’m a regular sex machine.”
“He would much rather hear a piano being demolished by illegal bulldozers than a Mozart concerto”
“I have been told I have a talent for wiseass.”
“I want to save the environment. I like being green as much as the next Smurf.”
“It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for a bird to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.”