“Methods like this act as “factories” in that they take raw materials (such as row data, for example, orconfiguration information) and use them to produce objects. The term factory is applied to codedesigned to generate object instances.”
“I want to mass produce wretchedness. An unsatisfactory factory. Then I want to produce cologne and stench—at different ends of the production line. So it would be an olfactory factory.”
“One advantage of static factory methods is that, unlike constructors, they have names.”
“...[F]riendship is a method of castration that doesn't use a sharp object.”
“I’m like Casanova meets Henry Ford. My reproduction methods are more like production methods one might see in a factory, complete with conveyer belts, mechanical assistance, and cheap labor.”
“The Lord takes raw materials, shapes them and refines them.”