“I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf.”

“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino." - Joe Fox”

“Grabbing his very fine, very taut ass in my hands, I squeezed. "I need more coffee to deal with your gift, ace."Chapter 8, pg 131”

“To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. Okay, so I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana-nut. That's a good muffin.”

“Death before Decaf!”

“Okay, so I’m the dragon. Big deal. You still get to be the hero.”