“never use sarcasm in an email”
“1. Do what you say you're gonna do 2. Show up! 3. Give genuine praise whenever you can 4. Never say sorry when you don't mean it 5. Never use sarcasm in email (and use the corny ass emoticons)”
“Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.”
“A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be through the air, and it would make more of an impact than an email or a text message. ”
“You really need to work on intonation when you use sarcasm. That way people will know when you’re being an asshole.”
“The kind of teacher who never learned anything herself. Or taught anything, except sarcasm or fear.”