“Get your deprived, samall-town, romance-novel reading mind out of of the gutter, Becky.”
“Renee: “Trout, get your mind out of the gutter.”Trout: “Can’t help it—it’s attached to my body.”
“Read history, works of truth, not novels and romances”
“Pens?" Chase echoed.Bridget rolled her eyes. "Pens are by far more stimulating than most people.""I'm kind of wondering what you're going with those pens," Chase saidMadison scrunched up her nose. "Get your mind out of the gutter.""My mind is always in the gutter around you.”
“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”
“Maybe she should stop reading those damn romance novels. They were giving her crazy expectations.”