“JOH! Thank God I found you.”“I have 9022 gods listed in my database. Must I thank all of them?”
“I thank God for my handicaps. For through them, I have found myself, my work and my God.”
“Thank God I found the GOOD in goodbye”
“I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered.”
“Thank God I am not God! Thank God I am not God!”
“Abby's my sister, Hudson. We're twins.""Oh thank God! I mean thank God... that you... have a sister... what a special... um, napkin?”