“For you, there is underage, and then, there is underage. I believe a taste of wine is perfectly acceptable, but please stick to one glass tonight. Now, let’s work on ambiance.”
“Suffering just to pander to underage cheerleaders. Clearly a winner.”
“Adrian rolled his eyes. "I'm kind of surprised to find you lecturing about underage girls.”
“Use the word 'ya'll' and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack french-kissing an underage goat”
“I have drunken deep of joy,And I will taste no other wine tonight.”
“What have you gotten me into?" I hissed at him."Me? What have you gotten yourself into? Couldn't I have just picked you up at the police station for underage drinking, like most fathers?”