“Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!”
“Oh what a wanker I am the greatest wanker of 'em all!”
“I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph.”
“I wasn't being a git. I wasn't even being a twat, or a wanker, or any of your other bleeding Briticisms -”
“Hey, I'm a computer geek, not a hero.~Jack Farley”
“Hey there, Lissa Daniels," he said. He raised his Coke. "Would you like to say hello to your distant cousin, Jack?”