“I can sleep like a champion. I once slept through a smoke alarm going off. For three hours. In my bedroom.”
“I'm the only person I know who has slept through a fire drill. Apparently, I pulled the alarm. Yeah, I sleepwalk. Sometimes I sleep run. I was asleep when I ran the Boston Marathon. I was so tired when I finished that I slept for another sixteen hours.”
“I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.”
“Then I started reading this timetable I had in my pocket. Just to stop lying. Once I getstarted, I can go for hours if I feel like it. No kidding. Hours.”
“I wish I had a tray table in my bedroom and I wish I smoked, just so I could extinguish my smoking materials”
“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.”