“It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.”

“It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.”

“They weren't pressed together as closely as normal, but his shoulder bumped hers, then remained there. It was very subtle, and possibly even accidental, but it was enough.”

“We study there a lot because... what other choice does society give us, right? It's Starbucks or death, sometimes.”

“New start or not, there was a line to be drawn, and that line was singing musicals to yourself as serious psychological motivation.”

“The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.”

“The kidney was removed with great skill. We have an image of the kidney taken from that broadcast. Viewers are advised that the following image is quite graphic, and-""I am getting so sick of looking at this kidney," I said."It's a farce," Jazza replied. "They act like they're shocked and horrified, and then they show it off twenty times a day.""Have you seen the singing kidney video?" I asked."Ugh. No.""It's really funny. You should watch it.”